Ey yo, I’m back and it’s 2020
Got a microphone that Amazon sent me.
Seems like we’re done with those years of plenty
Gwokamole’s here, but the shelves are empty
Sit back and relax with your dogs and your cats
MC Dunc is in the house, and he’s rolling in stacks
of TP that we stocked for our wiping cracks
and sacks, and snacks to munch on while we’re all getting fat…
…staying in, putting on pounds and ounces,
Go out for a run if your county allows it
Turn up your stereos that you got in your houses
and play this sick beat to your hos and spouses
Oh wait, is it houses or houzes?
And what about those motherfucking spouses or spouzes
or like, mouses or mouzes, or gooses or goozes?
No, that’s mice and geese, I’m starting to lose it
I haven’t seen another face in eighteen weeks
And now I hear myself speak, and it sounds greek to me
it’s bleak to me, I’m walking down those streets
they’re empty. hey, feet, take me home to sleep
Not going to the office, so I don’t wear pants
I don’t eat with my friends, cuz we don’t have plans
Making beats in my kitchen, banging pans and pots
my skin’s dried out, because I wash my hands a lot
~cough, cough~, oh shit, what the fuck was that?
I think I heard someone coughing at the back of the flat!
inject some bleach, put on the yellow hazmat
hydroxychloroquine and a tinfoil hat
Don’t do that? Why not? but the president said so!
Fifteen covid cases goin down to zero!
Greatest stock market that the world’s ever seen though!
released his tax returns, built the wall down in mexico
oh shit, that didn’t happen, it was all just lies
Millions out of work, thousands losing their lives
we had low expectations, but you still surprised us
With just how shit you were with that coronavirus, bitch!
Take a breath, get my feet on the ground
and drown myself in this big cup of tea to calm down
got a kit kat to mack on, get my mouth around it
snackin on cheese, from the fridge where I found it
oh no there I go, gaining weight again
while I sit here writing lyrics with a pad and a pen
Fresh Gwok for 2020, it was was something at least
Until the next pandemic, MC Dunc signing out, PEACE